Friday, August 12, 2011

Movies that Pissed me off

Editor's note: Chad has made many enemies in his life, in this post he attempts to make a whole year's worth in just one month

This big budget movies was considered good by some people...really guys?

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)




Talk about a quick cash in, instead of producing another X-men movie, Fox decided to go another route and create spin-offs. And thus X-Men Origins: wolverine was born...ok this movie is not that terrible but it's really unnecessary, only real comic book fans would care about the back story of wolverine. On top of that hugh jackman is surrounded by boring characters..i dont even know who john wraith is!, it didnt help that they enlisted Will i am on that role, Will i am people!

Clash of the Titans (2010)
The clash begins in Unnecessary 3D
This film was a real slap in the face, they built this hype for the kraken only to get the kraken turned into a stone by a woman's head with snakes as it's hair seriously, the directors realized that the film's climax was only about 2 minutes long so they decided to prolong it by adding this pointless chase scene of perseus being chased by gargoyles(?) well that worked out well as the climax after adding that scene was about 4 minutes long, all that hype! . After watching this movie i felt like the producers went in front of me and said "thanks for giving us 180 bucks ass***!" Story is bland, characters are boring (ever wondered that all men with beards in this movie looked like Liam Neeson?). The only great thing about the is the special effects, but what good is that when the story is not that great?


Spiderman 3 (2007)
Not pictured: Emo peter


There is so many things wrong with this movie, but the biggest sin of this movie is!!!! the f*** dance scene in the bar! what the f*** were they thinking! my guess is that they were probably high when they thought of that scene, a little part of me died when i saw that, the film went from being serious and dark to just being goofy. And yeah Venom only got about 10 minutes of screen time, some of his scenes were replaced by Tobey Maguire dancing on the streets. Thanks for killing the franchise tobey!


Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen(2009)


I got credible reports that Theater owners started playing this movie instead of a fire alarm so people would run faster. That's how bad this movie is, almost 3 hours of pure punishment, if you want to watch this movie just do this instead: go to your kitchen get some pots, and then bang them together. that would be more entertaining than watching this piece of s***. Lame characters and idiotic story. Some people actually applauded this movie when it was showed in the theaters...really?? did we watch the same movie?!?!?

Friday, June 24, 2011

Top 7 TV Shows that you SHOULD be watching


There's more out there than Overrated shows like "Glee" and "The Big Bang Theory" this shows should deserve your attention


7. Breakout Kings



Breakout kings is from the people who created prison break, so if you loved prison break you should give this show a try, the show is about 3 criminals taken out of a maximum security prison to catch dangerous criminals with the feds, what makes the show good is the brilliant acting of the main cast that includes Laz Alonzo and Jimmi Simpson, the show also successfully blends humor and action together, Plus T-Bag makes a cameo in one of the episodes! who doesn't want that?!


6. Tosh.0




Tosh.0 is  really similar to a familiar show called "Web Soup" a spin off from the popular show "The Soup", so why watch this show rather than web soup? first of all the host  Daniel Tosh is a thousand times more funnier than web soup host Chris Hardwick, and Tosh.0 has a segment called "web redemption" where daniel invites the persons who starred in popular internet clips and interviews them and usually does something stupid with them, Overall this show is funny and has many entertaining segments to get you hooked.


5. The Colbert Report
One of the Colbert Report's recurring segments "Cheating Death"
Ok, Stephen Colbert is just flat out funny..his character is one of the funniest characters on television right now and that's why his show works,  funny segments like "Cheating Death" and "The Word" also helps, so if you hate watching serious talk shows or commentary shows then this show is for you.


4. Community

Community is one of the most creative shows out there it has done mockumentary, western, sci-fi, medieval you name it, it is also filled with likable characters like troy and abed, seriously troy and abed are one of the best comedic duos in television right now. I dont get it why this show doesn't have a lot of viewers, so do this show justice and watch it, it is  one of the best comedies on television right now...so it won't get cancelled!'

3. Game of Thrones


Game of Thrones is like putting The Sopranos in Middle earth along with frodo and the rest of the gang. The show based on a set of novels called "A song of fire and ice" is set on the fictional continent of Westeros. The show depicts the struggles of different "houses" to claim the iron throne, the show is very good thanks to its talented cast especially lead actor Sean Bean  who plays Eddard Stark. This show really has a lot of intriguing storylines and has top notch production values so watch it!

2. Fringe
This one puzzles me...this show once had high viewer ratings but after season 2 it just dropped drastically, now it is endangered of being cancelled, that will be a shame because Fringe is one of the best shows no one is watching..to its intriguing and creative storyline and likeable characters it's just flat out good, thankfully it has been renewed for one more full season. So for the people who loved "Lost" you should watch this show!

1. Breaking Bad

I don't know why Breaking Bad is so good. Is it because of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul's acting? or is it the story, a highschool teacher who finds out that he has cancer and turns into a life of crime by selling Meth to provide for his family. Its probably both, this show is addicting in a good way.. you'll get hooked right away by just watching the first episode, this is the best show on television hands down it's as simple as that.