Movies that Pissed me off

Editor's note: Chad has made many enemies in his life, in this post he attempts to make a whole year's worth in just one month

This big budget movies was considered good by some people...really guys?

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Talk about a quick cash in, instead of producing another X-men movie, Fox decided to go another route and create spin-offs. And thus X-Men Origins: wolverine was born...ok this movie is not that terrible but it's really unnecessary, only real comic book fans would care about the back story of wolverine. On top of that hugh jackman is surrounded by boring characters..i dont even know who john wraith is!, it didnt help that they enlisted Will i am on that role, Will i am people!

Clash of the Titans (2010)

The clash begins in Unnecessary 3D

This film was a real slap in the face, they built this hype for the kraken only to get the kraken turned into a stone by a woman's head with snakes as it's hair seriously, the directors realized that the film's climax was only about 2 minutes long so they decided to prolong it by adding this pointless chase scene of perseus being chased by gargoyles(?) well that worked out well as the climax after adding that scene was about 4 minutes long, all that hype! . After watching this movie i felt like the producers went in front of me and said "thanks for giving us 180 bucks ass***!" Story is bland, characters are boring (ever wondered that all men with beards in this movie looked like Liam Neeson?). The only great thing about the is the special effects, but what good is that when the story is not that great?


Spiderman 3 (2007)

Not pictured: Emo peter

There is so many things wrong with this movie, but the biggest sin of this movie is!!!! the f*** dance scene in the bar! what the f*** were they thinking! my guess is that they were probably high when they thought of that scene, a little part of me died when i saw that, the film went from being serious and dark to just being goofy. And yeah Venom only got about 10 minutes of screen time, some of his scenes were replaced by Tobey Maguire dancing on the streets. Thanks for killing the franchise tobey!


Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen(2009)

I got credible reports that Theater owners started playing this movie instead of a fire alarm so people would run faster. That's how bad this movie is, almost 3 hours of pure punishment, if you want to watch this movie just do this instead: go to your kitchen get some pots, and then bang them together. that would be more entertaining than watching this piece of s***. Lame characters and idiotic story. Some people actually applauded this movie when it was showed in the theaters...really?? did we watch the same movie?!?!?